Ask A Stupid Question

43 replies · 9221 views · Started by laidbackfella · Nov 2004

Orangeburg, SC

laidbackfella Orangeburg, SC

I'm gonna type a question. You post an answer and then ask a question. Like I would ask Q. What if pigs could fly? You would post an answer and then ask another stupid question like. A. Then I would stay inside all day. Q. Why is water wet. Get it? Let us Begin: Q: Why do people pick their nose at stoplights?

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atlprincess from College Park, GA · Nov 2004

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pretty brown eyes wrote:
If allstate takes care of so much family then why don't they watch kids when parents go out?

They are not a babysitting service. Last time I checked, they handled insurance...and quite well may I add. Do bald people get dandruff?

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atlprincess from College Park, GA · Nov 2004

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Lol. That's the way it appears huh. I don't think I wanna taste the rainbow if that's the case. When people say, "I�m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

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· Nov 2004

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A: Because if you are as goofy as I am, than EVERYTHING is funny Q: Why is it that the people who are always late are much happier than the people who have to wait for them?

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atlprincess from College Park, GA · Nov 2004

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Because when you are late, you have obviously completed whatever you were doing. If you are waiting, then you are giving up your time when you could be doing something else. (Hope that made sense). Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

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laidbackfella from Orangeburg, SC · Nov 2004

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A. Yes but paying the light bill is easier. Q. Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

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atlprincess from College Park, GA · Nov 2004

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They keep them hidden until they grow up. If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolatey?

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laidbackfella from Orangeburg, SC · Nov 2004

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A. Yeah, how do you think they get that bread they serve at Outback Q. I understand that you put your left arm in and you take your left arm out and then you put your left arm in and then you shake it all about. But how do you actually do the Hokie Pokie?

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atlprincess from College Park, GA · Nov 2004

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You stick your **** out (just a little bit) and you shake it. Well that's how I was always taught to do it. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

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laidbackfella from Orangeburg, SC · Nov 2004

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A. Only when high. When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what�s the difference?

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atlprincess from College Park, GA · Nov 2004

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That's such a good question. I guess because on one day it's more cloudy and the other its more sunny. But you would think it would have the same effect huh. Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

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