You Know you got a black mother if . . .

You've ever been called from downstairs, upstairs, the back of the house, or from the front of the house to fix her a glass of ice water, get her the remote control, or change the channel!! ADD ONE U THINK OF AND I'LL KEEP ADDING WHEN I THINK OF MORE!!!!

When you never needed a alarm to wake up for school because yo mama would just yell at you.

you have ever heard the words "be still... you know that don't hurt!" while getting your hair combed... and when u keep moving she hits u with it... when all she had to do was look at you like ----> :???: and you stopped acting up

U had a headache or stomach ache and she tells u to "go boo boo" She made u go back and fight somebody at school who u let hit u When u cried cause your brother beat u up and she says "hit his a$$ back" U got a whooping just for "being like yo damn daddy" Your teachers passed u only cause she was scared of mama U made sure to be home before the streetlights came on She'll whoop u in front of company and not care Over summer break she locked u out the house until it was almost dark

If you had to vacuum everyday just so those lines could be in the carpet If you acted up in church, she'd be clapping and mouth the words..."Imma Whoop you!"...and never missed a beat. If she said Imma Whoop yo ****, and you just burst out in tears.

IT WAS THE "GREASE" THAT POPPED U WHEN U WAS GETTIN UR HAIR STRAIGHTENED. SURE I FELT THE HOT COMB

when everytime u go to the store she says u betta not ask me for nuffin but winds up getting u something neway (after fussin at u cuz she told u not to ask)...or maybe dat was just me cuz i was spoiled