Confessions that you would NEVER want moms 2 know about

i wouldnt want my parents to know that i have: -been high as ****before...(it was fun though, lol) -been fukkin like a jackrabbit with my ex before we broke up(the one they dont like) , ****they dont know i lost my virginity yet lol -facilitated meetings between friends and "the weedman" -the potential ability to drink my father under the table and not be phased at all(its all in how u drink it yall) -ownership of an adult web design business

i wouldnt want my parents to know that i have: -been high as ****before...(it was fun though, lol) -been fukkin like a jackrabbit with my ex before we broke up(the one they dont like) , ****they dont know i lost my virginity yet lol -facilitated meetings between friends and "the weedman" -the potential ability to drink my father under the table and not be phased at all(its all in how u drink it yall) -ownership of an adult web design business

Me and my mother don't really talk a lot on that level, but at the same time, the little bit that I have done I stopped doing before it became a big problem.... so ummm to name a few: I drank a few times durin my freshmen year of h.s....never really got **** tho just a buzz. I smoked weed a few times during my freshmen year...that wasn't though partial tho I was gone out my mind. That my brother was the one that I smoked w/ What was on the hard drives of the computers we've had. When I was around 7, I held a **** to my chest for some reason and many times during h.s. I attempted to slit my wrists but never did... I cut myself a few times A couple nervous breakdowns that I had that I told my pastor about, but not her.... None of those things are really problems so I'm real glad about that, but my mother probaly won't find out most of those things.