Ask A Stupid Question

I'm gonna type a question. You post an answer and then ask a question. Like I would ask Q. What if pigs could fly? You would post an answer and then ask another stupid question like. A. Then I would stay inside all day. Q. Why is water wet. Get it? Let us Begin: Q: Why do people pick their nose at stoplights?

A. Because with parks they need room to walk and probably can't go far. On the toliet everyone looks **** trying to squeeze out a **** without touching the seat. Q. Do Dutch people always split the bill?

No....haven't you seen that Pepsi commerical with Dave Chappelle? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

A. Cuz God has been quiet since the Old Testament and when he starts talking Four Horsemen will be handling some business. Q. Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

A: I doubt it since the alphabet isnt the same. Q: Wouldnt it be hilarious to see a person doing sign language in Chinese?

That would definitely be a sight to see. What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?

A:Captain I-Always-Wanted-A-Hook-4-A-Hand Q: What the hell happend to Captain Planet? (I loved that show!!)

he grew old and retired why is it that when u wake up and say to urself "jus ten more minutes" it somehow turns into two hours?

Cuz you thinkin about it TOO much. Why do birds have to fly just to take a sh!t?