You know you ghetto when.....

42 replies · 10293 views · Started by UnintentionlyMe · Mar 2005

ok this was a funny book back in the day (do yall remeber?). anyway i wanted start the You Know You Ghetto When... thread. just put some ghetto **** stuff down here. oh, and for the record, it's all in fun and games, please dont anyone get offended. LOL

ok i'll start it off... you know you ghetto when you use soap, bakingsoda, salt, or anything else other than toothpaste to brush your teeth.... carry on....

CrunkMonkey85 from Atlanta, GA · Mar 2005

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I need to try some more of this sh!t. I'm not nearly ghetto enough for my bank balance.

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prettypoet8804 from Hayward, CA · Mar 2005

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i knew i was ghetto when in fifth grade i went to my first sleepover and all the other little girls had cute princess backpacks for their stuff and i had a plastic safeway bag...with my toothbrush wrapped in toilet paper

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· Mar 2005

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prettypoet8804 wrote:
i knew i was ghetto when in fifth grade i went to my first sleepover and all the other little girls had cute princess backpacks for their stuff and i had a plastic safeway bag...with my toothbrush wrapped in toilet paper

i used to wrap my toothbrush in papertowel... yea, pretty ghetto LOL

· Mar 2005

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BabyTig2005 wrote:
U use kool aid to dye yo hair

no what's REALLY ghetto....I went in the gas station and this **** walked in there with a HANDFUL of CHANGE and said , "Lemme git this on pump 2" I was like Eek

:o :-D :lol: .......how you gon roll up in there with a handful of change and not even know how much it is....negroes these days is wild...

· Mar 2005

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PoeticMusic87 wrote:
BabyTig2005 wrote:
U use kool aid to dye yo hair
no what's REALLY ghetto....I went in the gas station and this N*gga walked in there with a HANDFUL of CHANGE and said , "Lemme git this on pump 2" I was like :o :-D :lol: .......how you gon roll up in there with a handful of change and not even know how much it is....negroes these days is wild...

Dat brings back bad memories....When I was like 15 yrs old, my uncle pulls up at da gas station and hads me like $1.00 in change and was like put dat in da tank! Eek

I waslookin at him like gimme da rest of da money, but he was **** **** serious, so I hadda go embarrass myself and put it in da tank. Sad, Sad Story. *hangs head in shame* Make it sooooo bad, da change wasn't even like quarters, but nickels, dimes, and pennies!!!! Eek

· Mar 2005

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BabyTig2005 wrote:
PoeticMusic87 wrote:
BabyTig2005 wrote:
U use kool aid to dye yo hair
no what's REALLY ghetto....I went in the gas station and this N*gga walked in there with a HANDFUL of CHANGE and said , "Lemme git this on pump 2" I was like :o :-D :lol: .......how you gon roll up in there with a handful of change and not even know how much it is....negroes these days is wild...

Dat brings back bad memories....When I was like 15 yrs old, my uncle pulls up at da gas station and hads me like $1.00 in change and was like put dat in da tank! Eek

· Mar 2005

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U kno u ghetto when/if: U chew ice like it's food All yo straws come from a resturant U go to PROM wit price tags still hangin on yo clothes! U buy an outfit to take pictures in and return it as soon as u take da pictures Put on lotion over yo stockings U put yo batteries in da fridge to recharge them U save bacon grease fo cookin yo greens Saving cooking grease, cuz it's still "clear" U cut da toothpast tube to get da rest out U style yo "baby hair" wit a toothbrush U keep all da condiments from da resturants u visited

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· Mar 2005

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U kno u ghetto when: U lost da back to da remote so u got tape there instead U call yo naps "kitchens" Yo baby run around wit bigg **** wrap around bows (bigger then her ****) When u use hair grease as lotion (my daddy) Use vasaline as hair grease/gel When u think the word scratch is stratch Use finger nail polish to stop a run in yo stockin's

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· Mar 2005

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Dean_Jones wrote:
Sheff I see you feelin' that Ohio Players album cover...they aint ready lol:grin:

What ya'll boys know bout them Ohio Players???! :-k Anyway....here's more. >Get up early in the morning, and start drinking beer for breakfast on the weekends >>Big Mama's preserves on that shelf in the kitchen... >>That one closet over Big Mama's house with all them old **** coats, photo albums, and ya Uncle's secret "stash" of weed..... >>Kids can't go in the living room >>Old cars in the yard...that aint been moved since 1994. The "den" consists of.... 1. OLD big broken TV, with small working TV sitting on top...with a old broke VCR from 1988 (with a 2 Live Crew sticker on top of it...what ya'll know bout THAT?!) 2. Rubber bands laying in between the couch cushions 3. Big LONG brown couch that's been in the family since your crazy uncle left Vietnam....this couch may/may not have a bed sheet over it. 4. Sheets over the window instead of blinds.... 5. Lil kids toys laying ALL OVER THE DAMN FLOOR. Living Room consists of... 1. Nice furniture with plastic stuck all over it 2. pictures of relatives (military relative, scholastic relative, relative that "can't be with us today," the athletic relative who's probably the same relative thats locked up...). 3. "Bless This House" framed picture above the "love seat" 4. "Footprints in the Sand" framed picture above the couch 5. "The Lords Prayer" framed picture above the recliner Kitchen consists of.... 1. "Bless this Mess" thang over the stove 2. dirty dishes (my auntie dont NEVER wash dishes) 3. broken dishwasher 4. kool-aid stained mat on the floor in front of the sink 5. Grandmama's preserves on this high **** shelf, close to the ceiling. 6. Aunt Niecie's curling irons, rubber bands, and "Blue Magic" hair grease. 7. Scents of Neckbones, fried chicken, barbequed chicken, beer, cold dranks (soda, pops, whatever ya'll northerners call em), collards and turnip greens....and if that back door is open, it'll prolly smell Uncle Ray's Oldsmobile Cutlass exaust....which will send Grandmama in a RAGE...."Tell yo gotdamn uncle to cut THAT LOUD **** CAR OFF. I'M TRYIN TO COOK"

· Mar 2005

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Half of the stuff I read sound like something I heard by a stand-up comic....or just straight up NOT GHETTO.