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^ Why would I Google you, that would be way loser...It was too easy, C! < Just discovered Langston Hughes' Salvation...Oh, Langston, you rock the poetry of my world. V Thinks summer takes too long to get here.

^ darkening complection, no central a/c in school, summer conditioning practice and more job hours.... nah summer can take its time... < Just bought a motorcycle... V Couldnt differentiate between sugar, flour, and salt growing up... So they made strange kool-aid....

^^DAAAAAAHHHHHKNESS EVERYBODY!!! << Only strange Kool AId I've ever made has nothing to do with confusing sugar, and everything to do with Bacardi... \/Wants some of my Kool Aid. \/

^ trick or treats at houses that dont have tha porch light on... < Just told my girl... "oh my bad sweetheart, I thought you was my othhhaaaa woman..." V got a donk... got a donk... got a donk...

^Deserves to get hit by his first woman. < Is looking to join Greenpeace. V Still watches Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.

^ Chains herself to trees < Prefers Mr Robinson's Neighborhood over Mr Roger's Neighborhood v Just woke up and still tired!

^ And if I do? What of it? < Would love a plate of banana tempura right now. V Still drinks from a sippy cup.

^^Can't choose between birkenstocks and AF1s?! ^^ << Is tired of dealing with people who think their "Assistant Program Directors" when in fact they're just an "Assistant to the Program Director" \/Didn't know that some scientists believe some people are born with a genetic predisposition to b*tch dependency \/