YO MOMMA

123 replies · 34667 views · Started by C Diddy · May 2004
Ya momma so fat she fell in love and broke that sh!t
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· May 2004
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Yo momma so poor, when i saw her walkin with one shoe on, i asked did you lose a shoe....she said, no i found one.
· May 2004
#42 Reply
Throwback... Ya mama so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she went in the house and got a bowl!!! ( whew...I love BeBe Kids) Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!! Ya mama so ****, when she walked you 2 class the teachers said sorry no pets aloud! Ya mama so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang **** with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Planet.
~*~Ashplicit~*~ · May 2004
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yo momma stank soo bad her secret deodorant told on her
Poody · May 2004
#44 Reply
Yo mama so fat her nickname is DAMN!
· May 2004
#45 Reply
Yo Momma so dayum FunKy she made Speed SticK Slow down Dayum that's bad.... :?
· May 2004
#46 Reply
ReDD HarLeM DeViLL wrote:
Yo Momma so dayum FunKy she made Speed SticK Slow down Dayum that's bad.... :?
dat was a good one lol...congrats da good joke :lol:
Poody · May 2004
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Yo mam so fat she go to the restaurant look at the menu and be like, "Okay."
Poody · May 2004
#48 Reply
Yo mama so poor the roaches came outta the refridgerator singing we are family
· May 2004
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onleeone04 wrote:
ReDD HarLeM DeViLL wrote:
Yo Momma so dayum FunKy she made Speed SticK Slow down Dayum that's bad.... :?
dat was a good one lol...congrats da good joke :lol:
Nah I was sayin' that's Bad how funKy she is.... Anyways tho, Yo Momma so Fat she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and they tried to land a Helicopter on her fat @$$
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· May 2004
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PoodyB wrote:
Yo mama so black you put a red dot on her head she look like a beeper
^^lol...you got jokes fa real
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