Craziest things you've seen on the metro/subway/marta etc.

I was readin the craziest things on the yard post. and i started thinkin about the craziest things i saw on metro. And wanted to know what you guys saw on public transportation.

One time in band camp.......nah just playin but for real one time on the train this crackhead named Pierre was talking to us about his life. He said he's not a begger but he is a international panhandler. I didnt know they have professional terms for this stuff. He even said he had a resume and that was on the resume. His references were a priest, a ****, and a kid. I was dying laughing. He got angry when I was laughing and hit this old woman in the chest with one leg. She fell on the ground and hit here head on the door. Then the train stopped at the Howard/Shaw station in D.C and when the doors opened up a kid ran in and tripped over her head and fell on the ground and started crying. The crackhead ran off the train and snatched this mans papers out his hand....that was all I saw....he more then likely did more damage once he was on the street

i seen some crazy things on the marta bus before but the most ghetto thing i ever saw was a gurl braiding somebody else's hair with sum weave http://members.blackplanet.com/atl_lil_mama04