The Bible!
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Started by CPL Thunderstruck
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Feb 2005
Does anyone else here believe that the Bible is hilarious?
God smited people for skeeting on the ground, King David **** some guy so he could bone his wife and one guy rapes his sister and desecrates her. You can't get more vile in a book!
THIS BOOK IS AWESOME.
So, this I made this post for religious debates because I am considerably bored and Christianity is the easiest to pick on since it's so broken. Who here studies...and I mean STUDIED...the bible?
Thunder
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As a believer I don't know whether to laugh wit yall or be offended. Having fun (not making fun) with the bible is not that big of a deal, but when you begin to mock God and Jesus, you steppin into something more serious than you think. Some of yall better be careful.
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Ms.H.B.I.C wrote:Isnt it Evidence enough that you wake up every morning...get up and walk around. Have control of all ur limbs...that ur in your right mind?? Thats enough evidence to me to make me believe in a higher powerMissJazzyAKA wrote:Evidence?!?! And if she provided the evidence, would that make you a believer?! Probably not. I think the problem is that people are reading the bible for the wrong reasons. You read to actually try to make sense of it. To see if things add up according to you. Most messages in the bible will not come across as clear as you would like. A matter of fact, things are interpreted in many different ways. That's why you seek greater guidance whether it be from a church or God. Trust in The Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
