TOP TEN THINGS I WILL RUB IN LAKERS FAN FACES TODAY.

1.KARL MALONE B!TCH A$$ CRYING.... (FACE IT, YOU WILL NEVER WIN A RING, U SOLD YOUR SOUL FOR RICHES,.. I AM GLADD U WILL GO OUT RINGLESS) 2. GARY PAYTON IS A SELL OUT AND STILL AIN'T SH!T 3.KOBE CAN NOT HOLD JORDAN'S JOCKSTRAP (NEXT JORDAN, U A ROLEPLAYER ON SHAQ'S TEAM) 4.PHIL JACKSON IS OVERRATED... HE TAKES ALREADY BUILT TEAMS TO THE BIG DANCE AND GETS CREDIT... LIKE RED SAID "BUILD YOUR OWN TEAM" LARRY BROWN IS OUTCOACHING HIM AT EVERY ANGLE 5.EASTERN CONFERENCE IS UNDERRATED 6.KOBE GONE CRY LIKE A LIL **** WHEN THIS SERIES IS OVER AND I HOPE HE GOES TO JAIL 7. ALL THE LAKERS FANS WERE TALKING NOISE TWO WEEKS AGO AND WEARING LAKERS JERSEYS... BUT THEY QUIET NOW 8.PHIL CRYING TO THE OFFICALS WHEN THE LAKERS GET AWAY WIT THE MOST CALLS IN THE NBA 9. I AM ABOUT TO WIN $50 ON THE GAME 10.I WAS CHEERING AGAINST THE LAKERS FROM THE BEGINNING..... SO I AM GONE RUB IT IN EVERY PERSON FACE ON THIS CAMPUS WHO SAID THE LAKE SHOW WOULD RUN THROUGH DETROIT

I do believe that the Lakers just got they azzes whooped... no.. PADDLED by the illustrious Detroit Pistons... hmm hmm hmm. If you still a disbeliever, then you BEST believe I'm finna take my **** out to da club and sho y'all how we party in tha D... People still tryna make the Pistons feel like underdogs...act like you don't know..... shyiiiiiiiiiit All I have to say is..... IT'S A CELEBRATION!!!! **clap clap** ENJOY YOURSELVES BIOTCHES!!!!!!!!!

Ahh yes... I almost forgot.. I have a song for you.... To the lakers fans: (to the melody of "**** on you"-Dave Chapelle") The Pistons **** on you RED and BLUE they **** on you they **** on you DRIp dRIP DRip **** on you They took a ****on you BOO BOO BOO

karl malone will go out ringless