YO MOMMA
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Started by C Diddy
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May 2004
#72
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Yo momma so **** the camera at Sears heard she was coming to take pictures and it commited ****
(I only read the first an last pages so If I repeat sum...DA WELL!!)
:arrow: yo momma so skinny she ca hanglide on a dorito
:arrow: yo momma so fat she sat ona quarter an a **** came out George Washington nose :lol: :lol: :lol:
:arrow: yo momma so bald when she get braids it look like stitches :lol: :lol: :lol:
:arrow: yo momma so fat she put on a Malcolm X jacket an a helicopter landed on her back
:arrow: yo momma so fat errytime she turn aroun..its her BIRTHDAY! :lol: :lol:
:arrow: yo momma so fat...she use the equator as a belt
:arrow: yo momma so fat she play pool with the PLANETS! :lol: :lol:
:arrow: yo momma so fat...she sweat chocolate milk/gravey/etc :lol: :lol:
:arrow: yo momma so fat when she jump she start a ****
****....I was a mean **** kid huh?
#75
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Yo momma stank so bad, her heat-activated deodorant got cold feet
Yo mama so stupid, I told her to do the running man and I ain't seen the b!tch since
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
Yo mama so stupid she ain't got no legs talking bout when we gone kick it
:arrow: yo momma so stupid she went to jail playin "hangman" :lol: :lol:
:arrow: yo momma so fat she fell an BOUNCED back up
:arrow: yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus an said "Stop Pushin!!"
:arrow: yo momma so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes
:arrow: yo momma so fat her stomach look like a road map
:arrow: yo momma so stupid she cant spell ABC :lol: :lol: I swore I was the joke tellin champ wit that one
Yo mama glasses so thick when she look at a map she see people wavin
Yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop wit a cheerio
Yo mama so small she can surf on a Frosted Flake
Yo mama so hairy big foot took a picture of her
DynoMite~MorgaNite wrote::arrow: yo momma so stupid she went to jail playin "hangman" :lol: :lol: :arrow: yo momma so fat she fell an BOUNCED back up :arrow: yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus an said "Stop Pushin!!" :arrow: yo momma so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes :arrow: yo momma so fat her stomach look like a road map :arrow: yo momma so stupid she cant spell ABC :lol: :lol: I swore I was the joke tellin champ wit that one
