When the fire alarms go off in your dorm but NO one leaves their room becuase it happens all the time (it's happening right now). . . .. God forbid we actually have a real fire. :?
keda313
from NORFOLK, VA
·
Mar 2004
WHEN THE POLICE OFFICERS BLOCK OFF THE ROAD SO WE COULD HAVE A FOOT RACE WHILE THEY BLOW THE WHISTLE FOR US. BUT WAIT, THEY ALSO WANT TO JOIN IN.
ALSO, DOUBLE DUTCHING WITH THE POLICE OFFICERS
ALSO, PLAYING VOLLYBALL WITH NO NET
IT'S ALOT MORE!!!!!!!!!
You know you go to a black college when:
There is a list of "Fines" posted in every dormatory on a LARGE poster board size paper (as if we have money)
The person in charge of parking is now in charge of housing
(every faculty/staff employee has a double job)
The police officers/security gaurds are old and mainly retired cops or retired from the military
You get more tickets on your car, then assignments from class.
Parking enforcment are allowed to carry handguns for "protection"
The cleaning ladies clean the bathroom only when some one
is taking a shower then gives u that specail wink when
u come out :wink:
The cleaning soultion smells sour and foul
People are walking SLOWLY in the street like it is a sidewalk, then
get mad cauze you are driving in the street bout to hit them
The guys/girls who weren't raised in the hood think that using
**** english will get you a career. :roll: (hint ur in college 4 a reason)
The secretary of your deparment is mad because your resume' is
is better than hers.
Your professor cancel class and tells you she got something more important to do.
Everyone opens the door to see if people are leaving their rooms
because the fire alarm is going off again
Girls loose intrest because you tell them that you'd rather have a 401k,
mutual fund and cd account instead of rims and **** sound for your ride :?:
You pay more for fines and parking tickets than books
You put emphasis on which dorm u stay in.
Empasis becomes a "big word"
You use 'big words" to "distingush" your self from old friends
that are not in school.
Staff/faculty and even studens treat you better when you have on a
tie
--Okay maybe i got a little carried away with the list--
ALRIGHT NSU :!:
:arrow: You know you attend a HBCU when folks start treating work study as a full time job.
:arrow: You know you attend a HBCU when the football/basketball games are referred to as the "best party of the year"
:arrow: You know you attend a HBCU when your professors give you office hours and when you do come to their office the say they're on lunch
:arrow: You know you attend a HBCU when the staff is spreading the same rumors you are :roll:
:arrow: You know you attend a HBCU when there are lists circulating around the campus putting folks out there
:arrow: You know you attend a HBCU when the professors encourge you to come to class while it is cold because they know you won't be there when the weather gets nice
When **** be outside at like 3 am playin football in the middle of the street
