Crankers Anonymous

You can't go anywhere without somebody "Crankin dat _____". This is just a random thread for those of you who can't stop crankin and want help! The first step is to admit your addiction. So repeat after me and then answer the following questions. Hi forums! My name is <> and I am a Crankaholic! When was your last Crank? Where did you Crank Dat? What did you Crank at that time? Did you Crank it by yourself? What was the newest Crank you have tried? Can you Crank Dat... Soulja Boy? Superman? Spiderman? Batman? Fireman? Robocop? Roosevelt? Other ________? Are you mad because he got him some Bathing Apes? Do you check YouTube daily for new Cranks? Here at Crankers Anonymous, we hope that you are able to control your urges to Crank! Stay strong and keep hope alive!

Hi forums! My name is C and I'ma Crankaholic! I last Cranked this past weekend. I was driving in the car at the time, Crankin dat soulja boy. I try not to Crank alone so my wife was with me, yes she was Crankin as well. My brother-in-law showed me how to Crank dat Batman but I haven't tried it yet. I can Crank dat Soulja Boy, Superman and Roosevelt. I tried to Crank dat Robocop but it didn't look robotic enough. I don't like BAPEs so I'm not mad, more power to him. I'm still tryin to keep up with the ones that are already out there, no time to check YouTube unless I'm learnin an old one. I can't be in this by myself...am I?

Hi...my name is C_Nels and I keep crankin these WHACK **** TOPICS! But seriously, I can crank the hell outta dat soulja boy! YOUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

**** @ this post! Hi, my name is Evy and I am THE crankaholic I crank when I wake up, on the stool, while driving, while eating, in class, even in my mind at church---->Crank that bible verse! Today I cranked the Soulja Boy, Soulja Girl, and Forest Gump I hate BAPES so he can keep em and I'm not here to seek help because I don't want help. I want to crank til I can't crank no mo!