Thickgurl

demmeri wrote:

:mrgreen: THIS POST IS SOO LONG BECAUSE I'M AN EXPERT :mrgreen: ************************************************************ ADVICE FORM THE BEST COOCHIE EATER IN THE 404/770: 8) (AND IF YOU LYING MEN THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER, THEN YOU DONE LOST YA MUTHERF#CKIN' MIND) 8) *LADIES, HIT ME IN MUH PERSONALS :wink: YES BABE. AS A MAN THAT INSANELY ENJOYS DOING THIS ACT, I WILL TELL YA WHAT YOU SHOULD DO BEFORE YOU LET HIM EAT CAKE. :wink: YOU SHOULD SHAVE! WHEN THE KITTY IS SHAVED, A GUY CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DOING BETTER. AND THERE'S LESS ODOR. IT MAY ITCH, BUT TRUST ME, IT'S WORTH IT. JUST DO IT LIKE 3 DAYS BEFORE SO THAT YOU WON'T HAVE ALL OF THESE SORES ON YA. AND NO MAN WANTS TO BE PUTTING HIS TOUNGUE ON NO VELCRO-AFRO COOCHIE. I DID IT LIKE THAT BEFORE AND NEARLY THREW UP! I WAS ABOUT TO SPRAY SOME SHEEN ON DAT SH!T AND PICK IT OUT! THE GOLD CHAIN I HAD ACTUALLY GOT TANGLED UP IN THAT SH!T! BUT I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT HERE. HIT ME IN MY PERSONALS.... AND OF COURSE SHOWER LIKE RIGHT BEFORE. SLPA SOME BODY SPRAY ON YOUR BOD AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. MAKE SURE THAT YOU SMELL LIKE FRUIT, OR VINALLA, OR SOMETHING EDIBLE.. JUST DON'T USE THAT J-GLO BULLSH!T. MAN THAT SH!T STANK! I REMEMBER A CHICK TRYING TO PULL THAT OFF ON ME LIKE 2 YEARS BACK. SMELLED LIKE A MUSTY SALMON WITH A THROWBACK SWEATER GETTING READY TO SHIMMY IN THE CLUB! :x :x GOOD LAWD! DO NOT USE PERFUMES TO COVER UP YOUR SWEET SENT! TAKE A BATH, BABE! AND THE WARM WATER WILL MAKE YOU MORE RELAXED. :wink: 8) GRROOWWWLL! 8) AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM NOT LIKING YOUR BODY. YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE, GIRL. I'M SURE YOU'RE JUST PERFECT. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGHT TO A MAN THAT LIKES TO GO DOWN IS YOUR WOMAN IS HER LEGS STRECHED OVER YOUR SHOULDERS AND YOUR FACE IN HER...UM...NO NO SPOT. LETS GIVE HER GUY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR BEING A REAL MAN AND NOT BEING AFRAID TO EAT COOCHIE! (WILD, HEATHEN-LIKE APPLAUSE) AND FOR MEN THAT ARE AFRAID TO LICK, JUST REMEMBER THESE WORD FROM A WISE OLD MAN: "COOCHIES ARE LIKE ROACHES. THEY'RE MORE AFRAID OF YOU THAN YOU ARE OF THEM" N!GGA, DON'T BE SCURRED! HOW YOU GONNA CLAIM YOU AIN'T NO P#SSY WHEN YOUR *****-**** IS AFRAID TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL TIGER?? NOW ME, I'M LIKE THAT AUSTRALIAN CROCODILE HUNTER DUDE. "NOW WAT WUH HAVE HUR IS AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN JUMPING COOCHIE... THE SPECIES IS EXTREMELY RARE. ME AND MUH DUMB **** IS GONNA TAKE THIS BLOKE OUT BACK AN HOG-TIE HER. THEN WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN STAMP SOME TAGS ON HER, AND SEND HER TO THE SYDNEY ZOO. NOW SHE HAS A KILLA' BITE AND FEEDS ON...." :roll: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH :roll: *********************************************************** :mrgreen: THIS POST IS SO LONG BECAUSE I'M AN EXERT :mrgreen: