Rules of Life

What are some essential rules that you live by daily (and expect everyone else to do also)? Homeboyz/Fellas: If we are homeboys, you have no right or privilege to holla at my girl. We all should buy beer in rotation. If I buy the beer for the 4th of July, someone else should cover the next even (poker night, ****, Monday nite football) Do not, under any circumstances, disrespect my parents in any shape, form, or fashion. Violation can vary from a good tongue lashing to **** murder. Whoever bought the weed gets the first hit, unless someone else rolled it. Rolling gives you the first hit, the buyer 2nd, and the chip-in's get third, fourth, and so on. If I let you get my car/house to f--k some girl, you can't use the bed/front seat. Its just unethical. I'll come up with some for the ladies later. Feel free to add on.

IF I WEAR A NICE DRESS TO DA CLUB SATURDAY NIGHT, **** DONT ASK ME IF YOU CAN WEAR IT TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY :evil: