OL ****

Im in jail this weekend and my grandmother calls talking bout shes coming to bail me out talking bout she just got WU-TANG tatooed on her ****. Im like alright grandma, just come down here. This dummie comes in the police station smelling like weed now we all in here locked up. She got 36 chambers on each of her stretch marks and Im like get the F%$# away from me. While Mike and Derek in here sitting indian style with shirts over there faces rubbing this muslim dudes nipples in the corner, chanting the Fat Joe song Lean Back ah Lean Back. Im typing this mess on my cell phone and the Muslim dude talking bout i got a secret alliance with the white man going on and I'll be out of jail before all of them. This dude claims that every black ancestor should have a piece of poor white trash for the birthing rights. This dude is married to a white woman and is calling her poor white trash. Now Mike and Derek is giving me the finger, and trying to meditate on KY Jelly.My grandma is in the other cell singing Ribon in the sky and Lean on me with another lady that looks like Sojourner Truth...and the Muslim dude is rubbing Mike and Dereks feet with bean pie juice talking bout this is for the revolution, the beginning of a entire black nation with white step children wo betrayed my indian Bi$%es and enslaved my cambodian hunting wives..... Im here saying to myself why my weekends always turn out like this?????????

wtf....lol....lol...lol....

Perhaps I am the only one who doesn't find his stories funny anymore....

this story is just a little odd but no its still funny.

weird...