UNFIT for command!

3 replies · 1092 views · Started by Hahaha · Sep 2004

Hahaha

okay.... so if you've been paying any attention to the election, each political party is trying to desperately to dig up something on the opposing candidate and trying to create a scandle. wheter it be a pussed out voting record in the senate and overexagerating heroeism in vietman... or being AWOL in the national guard and sniffing up coke... so what would be your big scandle that would make you unfit for command? what would people be diggin out the closet to put you on blast in front of everyone to ruin your chances of being prez? here's HARTlines: :arrow: in my senior year of high school, i attempted to holla at a 14 year old 8th grader. i called her house one day when her momma was there, and her momma cussed my **** out. then the 14 year old chick told all of her friends...almost every middle school kid knew about it....r kelly moment. :arrow: i was actually caught looking at **** on a church computer. i was just checking my email dammit, but all the sites that i clicked on in my email showed up on the history. dayum...and i was like 18! :arrow: finally, to all of you morehouse cats, I was the cause of the welchia worm that spread throughout campus last year. i had logged on to a bunch of **** sites and a music download site without virus protection and it spread throughout my building, then throughout the campus. many students had to either pay alot of money to have thier virus infected computers fixed, or just throw the whole dayum thing away period. but if you ask that computer guy (the white guy with the long hair) where it satrted, he'll tell ya graves hall, port B. guess who that was? so everytime i logged onto my computer, the whole system either slowed down, or everyone went without internet. sorry yall. so anyways, what dirt would they bring up on you to make you unfit for command?