FUNNIEST QUOTE FROM A RECENT MOVIE...POST URS

"I don't care if u smear yourself with peanut butter and have a 15 **** gangbang!"-Adam, SAW

from Harold and Kumar go to White castle: kumar: i really dont wanna go to med-school, im just applying so my dad will keep payin for my apartment interveiwer: but you have perfect mcat scores Kumar: yea, but just becuase you're hung like a horse doesnt mean you gotta do ****

"Oh yea the key is ***********"- Saw I aint post it cuz it would give up the movie but if u saw it u kno what im talkin bout

dang I can't remember it exactly but it was something like I HOPE GOD HAS MERCY ON YOUR SOUL YOU SON OF A ****!! dude said that to RAY

k I can't think of a new one but ummm Friday after next: "why u ain't do nothing when the fat **** jumped on me?!??!"

You can be all the things you want with Soul Glo... Just let your soul glo just let it shine thru just let your soul glo feelin oh so silky smooth just let your sooooooooouuullll glllllllllllooooooooooooo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: from Coming To America

I'm mad cause i cant get that soul glo song outta my head now!!! And im tryin to think of a quote! MOVIE-MEAN GURLS Regina: OH MY GOSH! THATS LIKE A REALLY CUTE SKIRT! WHERE'D U GET IT?? Gurl: MY MOM GAVE IT TO ME. IT WAS FROM WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG! Regina: WOW! RETRO! **Gurl walks away** Regina: THAT IS THE UGLIEST F'ING SKIRT I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Bernie Mac: "take him outta here while i try to smooth things over with the manager lil person: "what you mean get em outta here?" Bernie Mac: "Take him to the car" lil person: "in cased u hadnt noticed ima mothaf***** ****, so unless u got a forklift handy, maybe u should lend a hand hmm?!" Bernie Mac : "That figures.youll want set aside special treatment because you're handicapped.You're all the same" lil person: "special treatment!!im three foot f***** tall u ****. draw me a sketch of how i get him to the car hmm?" Bernie Mac: "B***h, b***h" lil person: " Sketch it up.F**** ****.F***** Leonardo DaVinci" From: Bad Santa

From Mean Girls.... Lindsay Lohen : Don't worry...your not stupid... Plastic:...no i really am and in another scene Plastic: Its like i have a 5th sense or something...I have espn lmaaaooo and in another scene Lindsay Lohen : This doesnt have liquor in it does it? Cool Mom: Oh heavens no .....but if you want I can give you some but I'd rather you girls be in the house when ur drinking

From Bad Santa Lil boy: What are the names of the reindeer? Santa: I don't know I call em Bob or Chief or someth.....I DON"T KNOW KID ARE U FUKKING WITH ME!!! and when he kept asking about those sandwiches :lol: