Would you buy a Bonsai Kitten?

The website with full info. is www.bonsaikitten.com The below information is copied from there. Introduction For centuries, people in the West have marveled at the delicate beauty produced by Oriental artists and sculptors. From gardening to tattooing to dance and martial arts, these craftsmen have enthralled us with complex forms and simplistic perfection. One of the most fascinating of the visual techniques to emerge from this highly cultured region is the Oriental art of miniature sculpture. Who has not been stricken with the expressive grace of Japanese Bonsai? Though once the sole province of Bonsai masters within Japan, Bonsai plants have been available to fortunate consumers throughout the world for some time. With this in mind, we are proud to now offer to you the animal complement of this art form; the Bonsai Kitten. Method At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet. What do y'all think about this? Would you buy one?

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I can't stand any cats to be around me

Oh my!!! Talk about animal cruelty!!!! Plus that looks so nasty...

yea not a fan of cats... they are not as loyal as dogs... dont listen for nothing. as much as i hate cats...i find the a little cruel... where is the humane society :???:

::raises hand:: i also am not a fan a cats, but that's just cruel. smh :x

ewwww i hate cats except big ones like tigers and panthers especially ones that aint the shape of a cat

That a dayum shame to put a cat through that kind of torture!

Cat Molding gets a thumbs down from me....... I wish you could make women like this........some of them came from a good mold tho.........it'd be hot to get to pick where the thickness goes...........oh, and hair too...

If i was a bonsai cat i wouldn't come out all happy and docile... i would be mad as hell scratching everybody and biting necks!!! :frighten: trappin me in some damn bottle,wtf