Caption this joint right here...

Elian, Elian, this is nothing like the Disneyland that you told me about. Just shut up, smile, and take the damn picture, this is the closest to Disneyland that ur illegal alien **** will get

The girl off to the right: I hope I'm not in this **** mf's pic. The person in the bear suit: Damn! I gotta go to the bathroom. As soon as this is over, I'm going back to the outhouse. Kids: Can we go see Harry Potter now?

**** Mascot:What do ya mean I can't take off this suit...I'm HOT!!! Boy on the right: How much longer do I have to stand here, he smells bad mommy. **** Mascot: Fukk you!!!