Life in the South
|
Posted By: Tressia Amacher on February 25, 2011 Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry!" Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings." Louisiana A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world." Mississippi The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number." North Carolina A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I got a flat tahr." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither." Tennessee A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?" Texas The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head." "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' " *** Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North! If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
 |
Tressia Amacher
From Memphis, TN Member Since August 2010 |
Comments
More From This Author
Latest Blogs
 |
Who were the Original Founders of YouTube?Hello everyone! Welcome back to the Lifehack Academy. In this video, I'm happy to explain who were the original founders of youtube. Let's watch till the end to know more.
On February 14, 2005, Ste ...more
How May I Help You NC • 54 Views • February 8th, 2026 |
 |
Unc, Ocho, & LT GET REAL on why Running Backs get PAID the WORST in the NFL! | NightcapShannon Sharpe, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, and NFL Hall of Fame running back LaDainian Tomlinson break down why the running back position is the most undervalued in the NFL when it comes to contracts a ...more
How May I Help You NC • 55 Views • February 8th, 2026 |
 |
3rd week of spring 26 at TSUHey everyone, and welcome back to my channel! In this vlog, I’ll be documenting my third week back on campus. I’ll be discussing the high prices of contacts and glasses, taking down my mini twist and ...more
How May I Help You NC • 42 Views • February 8th, 2026 |
 |
🔭Grab a Telescope some Star Soup and friends for Star Gazing all month of February
Some people will gather to support for our Athletic Ambassadors during the February 8th Super Bowl Championship Game
While at it grab a Telescope 🔭 and Binoculars
Hit the ❄ʊ ...more
How May I Help You NC • 40 Views • February 8th, 2026 |
 |
The Spacious 2026 Mazda CX-70 Premium SUVThe 2026 Mazda CX-70 arrived last year as a deliberate disruptor in the mid-size luxury SUV segment. More than just filling a gap in Mazda's lineup, this two-row, wide-body SUV signals the brand's amb ...more
Randi Payton • 41 Views • February 8th, 2026 |
Popular Blogs
 |
Divorce in America in 2009 – What’s love got to do, got to do with it?
Join Brother Marcus and the cast and the crew of the Brother Marcus Show live this Sunday evening on February 1, 2009 @ 8:00 p.m. for another hot topic in our community! “Divorce in America in 2009 ...more
Brother Marcus! • 70,795,683 Views • January 27th, 2009 |
 |
VISINE ALERT!!!Seemingly innocent medication such as Visine eyedrops are used by people to concoct a mixture with similar effects as a date-rape drug.
When mixed with alcohol and taken orally, the eyedrops can l ...more
Siebra Muhammad • 118,139 Views • May 23rd, 2009 |
 |
"Chain Hang Low" check out the real meaning of the Lyrics!Recently there is a new artist out of Saint Louis that goes by the name JIBBS. Jibbs debut single "Chain hang low" has a history that most people are not aware of. The particular nursery rhyme that th ...more
Tyhesha Judge-Fogle • 74,717 Views • November 9th, 2006 |
 |
HBCU Marketplace Gifts: Divine 9 Premium Fraternity / Sorority Playing CardsVendor: Charles Jones
Item Price: $20.00
Price Includes Shipping: Yes - Shipping Included
Item Description:
Pantheon Series - Divine 9 - Premium Playing Cards (choose Gold Series or Silve ...more
How May I Help You NC • 61,420 Views • December 2nd, 2018 |
