Driving = Dating
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Posted By: James Hathorn on April 07, 2006 i recently came to an epiphany as I was driving home... women and my dating experiences are a great deal like driving let me create an visual aide for ya I’m cruzing down a long interstate like road but im only driving maybe 5 miles per hr therefore allowing myself to enjoy the view. While driving I notice many things. One of these things is an attractive young lady walking on the side of the road, so me being a nice person i offer her a ride...think of the ride i am givin as companionship that could one day lead to whatever and the car as what I have to offer in any sense… so I offer her a ride and she begins to tell me about her self and the more she speaks the more I lose interest….to the point where I want her to leave…eventually I be very honest and Blount and ask her to exit… She does with no problem… I then continue to cruz and I notice her “chasing” the slowly moving vehicle…..this happens O too often she catches up and try’s to get me to let her in again as if she’s changed ..pff w/e…yellin into my window makin idle threats…..I then be very honest with her again so she then hops in the next moving vehicle..(bopper)…After more cruzing I notice another young lady but she is driving as well….i now realize that we have more in common than the other girl and I would ever have.. we click and live happily ever after..lol riight THIS IS STRICTLY METAPHORICAL No I didn’t leave some gurl walkin in da middle of the street This is strictly a comparative analysis I had while driving Who know I may turn it into a poem if I get bored If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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James Hathorn
From Mobile, AL Alabama A&M University class of 2008 Member Since March 2006 |
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Lol, kickin that poor metaphorical girl out in the cold. Her dumb metaphorical ass shouldda never got in the car with a stranger anyway :-P
Friday, April 7th 2006 at 8:21AM |
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thats deep....lol
Friday, April 7th 2006 at 12:19PM |
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I agree it is deep. I'm assuming that the person that was kicked out the car was not on the same level as you were, but the lady driving like you was too.
Friday, April 7th 2006 at 2:14PM |
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got it
Friday, April 7th 2006 at 2:24PM |
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