Ghetto Spelling Bee
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Posted By: Krystal Taylor on October 13, 2006 Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff". Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?" Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F". 1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know. 2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL. 3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard. 4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little. 5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time. 6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space. 7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE. 8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away. 9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her. 10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out. 11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET. 12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING 13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. 14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play. 15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy. 16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?" 17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart. 18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM." 19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE. 20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Krystal Taylor
From Bolton, MS Hinds Community College class of 2009 Member Since January 2005 |
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