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Parts of Speech

Parts of Speech
Posted By: L D Horne on March 21, 2007

Now I haven't done one like this for a looooooooooong time. If you do not like sensuality, don't read this and blow up my spot with hate mail. Remember there are diseases out there, so abstinence is the best policy.

I'm done with the disclaimer. This is also known as sex education.



I hope you like!!
Damon


Parts of Speech

I must confess

All you gotta do is say yes

To my proposition

To be in numerous prepositions:

Because you will find

I will be behind

On top or beneath

Creating structure like the parts of speech


Connecting like conjunctions

Is how we will function

It will be hard to place a description

With adjectives explaining the condition

Of how great this session will come to pass

Or on how long we will make it last

Better yet, the pronouns

On how we'll get down:

Slowly, steadily

Amply and readily

Insatiably

Or how profound

I'll deal with some nouns

Your waste

Your face

Your lips

And hips

Your feet

Should I repeat?

Some areas I won't speak


While I am breaking your body down into sections:

I'd love to hear your interjections

While I am giving you injections

Of erections (LOL)

Hearing your exclamation

Mark my territory

Hearing you screaming for me


Committing action verbs

That will be superb

Like lick

Stick

Suck

Or !$@$

Placing exclamations

In our situation

Building phrases

During all of the phases

And I hope this is all in reach

Creating structure like the parts of speech
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YOU KNO I LOVED EVERY WORD! VERY WITTY MY FRIEND...THE ENGLISH LINGO WILL NEVER BE THA SAME!
Friday, March 30th 2007 at 8:02PM
Thanks Vanessa!!!
Sunday, April 1st 2007 at 12:23AM
clara atwater
Clark Atlanta University class of 2011
Hmm I liked it no offense but I felt like this has been done before in the same format especially the "While I am breaking your body down into sections:

I'd love to hear your interjections

While I am giving you injections

Of erections

Hearing your exclamation

Mark my territory"
It's like a line from love jones but other than that I liked it well enough.

Monday, April 2nd 2007 at 12:46PM
Mahogany Gayden
Clark Atlanta University class of 2011
oooh...u betta stop! lol
Monday, April 9th 2007 at 7:03PM
Clara,
As a matter of fact, Darius Lovehall says, "...so I'll be giving you injections of sublime erections..."
It was not the same line but I did gain inspiration from the movie. That's why I had an "LOL" after the line.

Mahogany,
I can't stop.. I can't stop.. how I feel!! (after 7)
Thursday, April 12th 2007 at 3:26AM
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