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Posted By: Frederick Smith on April 18, 2007 >Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense > >Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has >been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, >since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He >will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: >Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; >Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. > >Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more >than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in >charge). > >His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but >overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy >charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens >suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; >and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his >condition. > >Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job >that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly >children. >It declined even further when schools were required to get >parental consent to administer Calpol, sun >lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a >student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. > >Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became >contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better >treatment than their victims. > >Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a >burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. >Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to >realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her >lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. > >Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; >his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. >He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else >Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. > >Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. >If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do >nothing. >HAVE A NICE DAY -- IN GOD WE TRUST EVERYBODY ELSE IS SUSPECT If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Well said.
Thursday, April 19th 2007 at 12:14PM |
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That's wassup!! Very well articulated and thought out. Really makes sense.
Monday, April 23rd 2007 at 10:47AM |
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As a teacher...."YOU HAVE SAID IT ALL"
Thursday, June 14th 2007 at 9:57AM |
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